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Can a guy be friends with a girl and never think about fucking her?
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Loktar
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Mirah
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Fuck! Thanks Loktar!
Mirah
I love you
I have met some guys who seem like such a gentleman, so polite, well behaved, sweet, whatever. But now I know to have my bullshit meter working because then I catch them off guard somehow or see them around thier guy friends and see how they really act.
It makes me feel like they are two faced. I understand acting gentlmanly around your lady, or lady like around your man, but not to the point where you are an entirely different person all together and if I see your other side I wonder who the fuck you are or vice versa.
make sense?
Dr Dave
pillzlol
When guys act themselves around a chick it typically does not work out for the guy, so guys get trained to do this stuff.
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
You mean like when I'm on the train and that guy across from me occupies two seats because he seems to think that real men can't be arsed to sit with closed legs and he doesn't stop talking to his secretary on his mobile in a voice that makes my teeth hurt and goes all LOOK AT ME I'M A REAL BIZNEZ PLAYAAAA and then I start to imagine how I bash his head against the table until his nose is a bloody mess and how I take out my knife and cut his belly open to see what he ate for breakfast and while I am at it I disembed his small intestine and wind it around his neck and start to throttle him with my left hand while plunging the knife into his left eye to pluck it out of its hole and then when he's sliding down to the floor I re-enact Death Proof and split his skull in half with my 5 inch heels and after that smile at the other passengers and leave the train and feel at peace with myself and the world?
You mean that kind of thoughts (well, probably with more sex)?
On three occasions throughout my adult life, I had the honor to see the beast break free and shine through the curtain of social restriction veiling the eyes of a man. On two of those occasions, it made my skin crawl and my mind struggle to keep the flight instinct in check. On the other... HOTDAMN!
Quoted for truth.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Makes perfect sense. Doesn't change anything though. Ask an honest man, he'll tell you (LOL good luck finding one).
You don't think I'd tell you this shit if I knew you do you?
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
You're lashing out at his failure to be a man. Totally understandable. I hate women who aren't. Almost as much as I love younger type girls pretending they are.
Whoops did I say that?
Meateater.
What can I say?
It's a sad statement on the condition of the species that you can count those instances on one hand and still have enough fingers left to smoke a cigarette.
So the amateurs let you see them coming eh? Heh.
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
More daydreaming than lashing out, tbh. Then again, I accidentally stepped hard on his 200 EUR shoes twice while getting off the train, so... yeah.
More like two of them didn't see me coming... and one of them did. Repeatedly.
Silly boys - just because some girls agree to play the game doesn't mean a lot of us can't spot the bullshit. AND some of us can shoot fairly well, so... lucky beasts?
(In fact, I agree. It takes a fair amount of eye-opening experiences to
realize what's real in men and what isn't. Hey, maybe that's another reason why older men prefer young women - apart from the obvious ones.)
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
What's real in men is the animal. Or at least it usedtoshouldofoughttobewas. Everything else is well...
No, we don't really want to talk to you anymore than you really want to talk to us.
Anyone who wonders how 'real' women are should spend 5 minutes in the women's room of any nightclub...
AmIright ladies? heh heh heh
I noticed there isn't a mob of men demanding my head for spreading such viscous lies about how men really are. If anything I might get killed to silence the truth.
Don't get me started on you gangbang girls. I know some things.
I Love Cunt
Watch It
I like it when he lets me put a leash around his neck and I walk him around town like the animal that he is.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
I once worked for a oh-so-self-important attorney who would drive back from court and call mle on his cell phone so he could make every minute of the day count on his time sheet for billing purposes. He'd say some cwap about "yeah, I got the judgment signed so prepare an ORAP and a Writ then get the Abstract filed and recorded." Like I didn't know the next step in collectng on the Judgment. I imagined him at a stop light with the phone pressed against his ear, his ego pumping his head up like a bicycle pump, imaging himself as the BIG KAHUNA of the legal world and sneering at the guy in his Honda next to him, just so he could leave Honda Guy in his Beemer dust at the changing of the light. So I would pretend that I couldn't hear him. I'd say "Hello? Are you there, hello!!" and then hang up on him. Make him do that 2-3 times and then complain to him that his cell phone sucked large with bad reception. Heh, heh.
As one man told me, men are dogs. They will bed anything at any time. I remember one friend of mine who was having an affair with a married man. The man took his wife to lunch, excused himself to make a call with his cell phone giving the excuse that reception was better outside. He hopped in his car, drove up the hill to his mistress, got a quickie BJ and was back having lunch with his wife in no time.
I was hard pressed to find one man who either wasn't cheating on his wife, or who wouldn't cheat if given he smallest push. Sad, really. Men are just different animals.
On the other hand, there is an old saying that I will paraphrase: In every relationship there is one who does the kissing, and one who allows the kissing. The trick is to be the one in control who allows the kissing -- too often that person is the man.
As one man told me, men are dogs. They will bed anything at any time. I remember one friend of mine who was having an affair with a married man. The man took his wife to lunch, excused himself to make a call with his cell phone giving the excuse that reception was better outside. He hopped in his car, drove up the hill to his mistress, got a quickie BJ and was back having lunch with his wife in no time.
I was hard pressed to find one man who either wasn't cheating on his wife, or who wouldn't cheat if given he smallest push. Sad, really. Men are just different animals.
On the other hand, there is an old saying that I will paraphrase: In every relationship there is one who does the kissing, and one who allows the kissing. The trick is to be the one in control who allows the kissing -- too often that person is the man.
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
Interesting thought. If the genders were switched in that story, would you have the same one?
With the human population being over 6.9 billion, I bet it did.