Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Dr Dave]

5/22/14

Two geese sited flying over river and park with beach access to river. The two geese could have been on some sort of scouting mission, or possibly on their way to a group of geese.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe they just wanted to be in this thread (it's famous amongst geese.)

 

[Cassie]

I bet they talk about us on their geese social network site.

 

[Dr Dave]

If they even know about it...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FACEHONK

 

[CaptainWacky]

The geese always know.

 

[Cassie]

Look at this gang of criminal geese terrorizing these people!

 

[CaptainWacky]

HERO DUCK PATROL to the rescue!

 

[Dr Dave]

Blasted geese!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do geese get blasted like people do?

Do people sometimes feed them gin-soaked bread?

HAVE YOU EVER FED THEM GIN-SOAKED BREAD?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're immune to all posions and most sounds.

 

[headvoid]

They are genuinely scared of Rolf Harris' wobble board.

 

[Dr Dave]

Do geese get blasted like people do?

Do people sometimes feed them gin-soaked bread?

HAVE YOU EVER FED THEM GIN-SOAKED BREAD?

I would not waste gin on geese.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They are genuinely scared of Rolf Harris' wobble board.

He literally sang "Jake The Peg" in court.

 

[Dr Dave]

I need a brit to yank translator please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rolf Harris is Australian, beloved tv personality when I was a child, currently on trial for rape and child molestation.

It's more depressing than the rise of Geese Fans.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is indeed depressing.

 

[Cassie]

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Geese marching to war.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You just know they could take you out with one peck.