Fun facts about Cassie

[Dr Dave]

Once time Cassie farted so loud the Florida National Guard was called in because they thought a war had started.

 

[Consumer]

 

[Loktar]

Cassie collects William Shatner skin scrapings for her William Shatner skinsuit.

 

[Cassie]

She enjoys being spanked by her lesbian sister Pablo.

 

[Yub]

She was the librarian ghost in Ghostbusters. She also harvested many penises from the cast and crew.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie sits on piles of dead Furbies.

 

[headvoid]

Cassie designed the entire security system for Fort Knox, basing the encryption system on MF usernames.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie punched a penguin.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie has successfully used the "Dial up" troll for years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie is taller than four Kenny Bakers stacked up.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie stole my last donut.

DONUT THIEF!

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has trained her dogs to find cocks.

 

['Gear]

Cassie is a triplet. One of three. Like Jesus.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has no grapes.

 

['Gear]

Cassie is short for Casserole.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie just slapped a man for looking at her cross eyed.

 

['Gear]

Cassie has some of the best looking genitals out there.

 

[Homo Erectus]

cassie keeps a trout in her fishbowl.

 

['Gear]

Cassie can read sanskrit. And adds a little something for the kids.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie hates the word "habitat".