Gems from Twitter

[Dr Dave]

He's running for president again.

 

[Cassie]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 7h7 hours ago

Stop saying I went bankrupt. I never went bankrupt but like many great business people have used the laws to corporate advantage—smart!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why can't some hick teenager decide that Donald Trump is raping our women?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And by his own admission trying to take over your country.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was better when Hulk Hogan ran for president.

 

[Cassie]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 21 Apr 2013

I know some of you may think l'm tough and harsh but actually I'm a very compassionate person (with a very high IQ) with strong common sense
4,252 retweets 2,771 favorites

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, our future president writes tweets that sound like they come from Lindsey Lohan.

 

[Cassie]

He'll drop out of the race right before The Apprentice. IMO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

JK Rowling is one of the best people on Twitter?

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/612364246916177920/photo/1

‏@jk_rowling 50m50 minutes ago

.@elenitauk No, I don't feel bullied. In the looking-glass world of Twitter, vitriol is so often the tribute inadequacy pays to articulacy.

 

[Cassie]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 14 Jun 2014

I would like to wish all fathers, even the haters and losers, a very happy Fathers Day.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's like he's Tourrette's Tom with money.

 

[Dr Dave]

He's a joke.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Never gets old...

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[CaptainWacky]

FOR CASSIE https://twitter.com/HayleyAtwell/status/615195176269651970

 

[Cassie]

You're Fired
You're fired: Network cuts ties with Trump over Mexican remarks
17K Tweets about this trend

ALSO https://instagram.com/p/4hq3f4mhXk/

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm surprised Lord Sugar isn't trolling him about it yet...

 

[Cassie]

Los Angeles TimesVerified account
‏@latimes

Woman gets lost in a forest, gives birth, fights off bees, accidentally starts a wildfire, then survives on apples Woman gives birth, fights off bees, starts wildfire in Northern California - LA Times

 

[CaptainWacky]

Quite a day!

 

[Dr Dave]

She will brag about it for years!

 

[Cassie]

Luke Karmali ‏@lukekarmali Jul 1

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen happen on Twitter