Gems from Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/HayleyAtwell/status/617506741278871552

 

[Dr Dave]

They could be informative tweets though!

 

[Cassie]

Bay News 9 ‏@BN9 8h8 hours ago

That Confederate flag in Marion County? A man decided to take matters into his own hands: New Confederate flag raised at Marion government complex

flagpole and all!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hayley Atwell is seriously addicted to that dub thing (I'm not linking to any more.)

 

[Cassie]

Interstelaebemarbler ‏@maebemarbles 21m21 minutes ago

Um.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Call beauty hacks(?) "life-saving" is probably more disturbing than them being up the arse.

 

[Cassie]

The arse is where they belong, probably!

 

[Cassie]

Wow, all the bees moved to New York! https://twitter.com/NYPDBees

 

[Dr Dave]

Good to know the police are keeping busy.

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 14

Portland: police enroute to SE 122 and Stark for a guy walking down the street carrying a hatchet and 9" knife but not threatening anyone.-1

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 11

Portland - police responding to Lloyd Center - report of a male in the restroom freaking out, acting paranoid, and talking about spiders-2

Naturally...

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 11

Portland - police responding to McDonalds MLK on a disturbance - report of a male "fighting himself in the mirror"

Did he have the theme to Rocky in his head?

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 12

Vancouver - police responding to 13th and Lincoln - report of a physical disturbance between two males - one on a bike and armed with wood

Some sort of jousting thing perhaps?

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 10

Portland - Lombard and Fiske - police responding to the bus shelter on a report of a drunk male slapping buses as they pass

 

[Cassie]

He's just high fiving the buses, c'mon.

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 9

Portland- Child called 911 asking police to come check on his mom - because she's drunk. #parentoftheyear

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 9

Portland-police responding to N. Denver/Kilpatrick-report of a male in a wheelchair in the middle of the road flipping ppl off #pdxtraffic

At least he was not wanking!

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts Jul 9

Portland - police responding to Holladay Park - report of a male near the MAX platform with a machete causing a disturbance

 

[Dr Dave]

Portland OR Alerts ‏@pdxalerts 15h15 hours ago

Hazel Dell - CCSO responding to the HWY 99 Walmart -report of a shirtless, shoeless, muscular male out front screaming at passing cars -2

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love Hayley Atwell. https://twitter.com/HayleyAtwell/status/625162797932908544

I'm at a wrestling match. I'm confused. But nikki bella's shoes are on point.