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Gwyneth Paltrow

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I just got a seizure thank you.
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She is in a dreadful film called "Thanks for Sharing" which basically has no merits whatsoever apart from the fact she wanders around and dances in some lingerie.

It looks truly dreadful.

I am trying to find a way I can go and see it without causing major confusion within my family.
 
Country Strong201012117 minutes

Starring Gwyneth Paltrow

While on tour to revive her career, country singer Kelly falls for emerging musician Beau and tries to hide their romance from her husband/manager.

Should I watch this on Netflix?

(I'm not really going to.)
 
GOOP WAR! RED ALERT!

Vanity Fair Running Gwyneth Paltrow Cover Story; Editor Says She 'Forced My Hand'

The Huffington Post | By Cavan Sieczkowski Posted: 10/16/2013 9:53 am EDT | Updated: 10/16/2013 2:47 pm EDT

Vanity Fair intends to publish a cover story about actress Gwyneth Paltrow, despite the fact that the actress tried to sabotage the piece.

Editor Graydon Carter sat down with The Times of London's Janice Turner to discuss the 100th issue of the iconic Hollywood magazine recently and the topic of the Oscar-winning actress came up. Last month, the New York Times reported Paltrow had been asking friends back in May not to deal with Vanity Fair when she found out about plans for the feature. She'd been asked to collaborate on the piece herself but declined. Page Six's sources noted she was concerned after the magazine ran unflattering profiles of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

“Vanity Fair is threatening to put me on the cover of their magazine,” she wrote in an email to those close to her, according to the New York Times. “If you are asked for quotes or comments, please decline. Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again.”

Although she has appeared on the cover of the magazine multiple times before (beside glowing headlines), the 41-year-old apparently isn't too thrilled with the mag's new "toughened" coverage of celebs, per the New York Times. Us Weekly notes the upcoming article about Paltrow is thought to be "an epic takedown" piece.

Alas, Paltrow's resistance seems to have only made Carter more determined to publish. “We started a story on her. We have a very good writer and it’ll run ... She sort of forced my hand," he told The Times of London.

“Some famous people believe that they live in a cone of celebrity that protects them," he continued. "But it doesn’t really exist any more in LA unless they stay in. I mean, you can be a well-known movie star and go decades without getting an embarrassing picture in a magazine just by leading a quiet, normal life.”

It's worth noting that Vanity Fair never grants picture or copy approval to its subjects. This might make public relations reps "all pissed off with us, but I can live with that," Carter said.

E! News reports Vanessa Grigoriadis is the journalist behind the Paltrow feature. Grigoriadis has profiled a number of famous names before, including Justin Timberlake, Andre Leon Talley, Megan Ellison and Tig Notaro.

Neither a rep for Paltrow nor Vanity Fair could be immediately reached for comment.

Click over to The Times of London to read the full Graydon Carter interview.
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"I personally think that the work-life balance for a woman should be exactly what she feels right for her," says Gwynnie, who is very rich and does not have to work if she so elects, to Red.

"When I'm with my kids, I give them everything I have. And when I'm not, I give whatever I'm doing everything I have. And that's my work/life balance."
 
Important news.

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Why is it the women with smaller breasts are the ones who always show a Grand-Canyon-size amount of cleavage?

Her and Debra Messing. Oy vey.
 
I am prepared to lend my shoulder for her to lean on in these troubling times.

I am going to call this "Holistic body warmth therapy" in the hope she will agree. I may even warm up a few pebbles and place them on my clavicles.
 
I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter. I have long had Dr. Emoto's coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it. Below, Dr. Sadeghi explores further.

Plus some other bits, remixes, and the like.

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LONG VERSION:

Let Gwyneth Paltrow explain why water has feelings

By Sean O'Neal
Jun 6, 2014 4:02 PM

Suggesting that merely the act of toweling off after a bath qualifies as a conscious uncoupling, unprocessed thinker Gwyneth Paltrow has shared her belief that water has feelings—and like that of a highly paid actress who regularly expresses her advice on how to attain her lifestyle, these feelings can be so easily hurt. Paltrow quietly sounded the warning bell about water in her semi-regular GOOP newsletter, secure in the knowledge that—as far she is aware—water doesn’t read the Internet, and so it wouldn’t learn that Gwyneth Paltrow thinks it’s emotionally fragile. But everyone else now understands the importance of remaining upbeat around their Fiji bottles and sinks, lest their sour moods affect the one thing still acceptable to consume on a GOOP diet.

“I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter,” Paltrow says of the rapidly expanding branch of science known as “pseudo-science,” which is embodied by the work of Dr. Masaru Emoto. As she explains to a fascinated Gwyneth Paltrow, the possibly cartoon Dr. Emoto is best known for The Hidden Messages Of Water, in which he documented experiments with writing words such as “I hate you” and “Fear” on vials filled with water that, he claimed, became “gray, misshapen clumps” when frozen. Conversely, writing “I love you” and “peace” on polluted water supposedly yielded “gleaming, hexagonal crystals,” of the sort you would be happy to serve at your next dinner party. All of this was documented in that most renowned of scientific journals, the coffee table book.

“I have long had Dr. Emoto’s coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it,” Paltrow writes, possibly by way of explaining her recent separation from Coldplay’s Chris Martin, whose music was only making her water sad. After all, Gwyneth Paltrow certainly did not have her assistant harvest macrobiotic water—which originated in rain created by non-fat clouds, was filtered through the blades of tree leaves that personally know Sting, and mixed with the piss of aphids doing yoga—just to have Chris Martin turn it to poison with his warbling.

Implausible as it seems, Gwyneth Paltrow’s theory of mood affecting liquids has been corroborated with extensive research by scientists of equal standing.

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So in conclusion, it is probably best to only say positive things around water. And also around Gwyneth Paltrow—who is, after all, 80 percent water.

[via New York Daily News]
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