What is y'alls definition of a "crazy batshit woman"?
Every woman is batshit crazy, they just keep the symptoms stored in different hiding places so they're harder to immediately spot. Men use the same exact technique to hide their action figures and porn collections.
In a general sense, I think a great many women are permanently damaged by media myths they buy into that never apply to real life:
Myth 1: a love story cannot be passionate unless you spend most of your time fighting and hating each other, then suddenly lock eyes for a super hot kiss. This myth comes from chick movies.
Myth 2: Women who become part of a domestic relationship automatically are the sensible, know-everything supermom, while the male counterpart immediately drops 50 iq points and becomes a lovable but clueless oaf. This is the "soap commercial" myth.
Myth 3: Every man is just ambling aimlessly through life wishing he could find a perfect woman to correct his dress, eating habits, hobbies, culture, grooming, etc. This probably also comes from movies but I suspect may be genetic.
Myth 4: Sex and the with-holding thereof are perfectly acceptable negotiating tools. Okay, this one is probably mostly our fault, because dammit it works. But it ain't right.