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MAKING HEADLINES

I R NV US
 
She's speaking in tongues!
 
I watched the Making Of video in the hobbit thread last night before bed, then had a really bad fever and got weird hobbitty dreams.
 
I'm sitting here watching Law & Order SVU at work while waiting to do some stupid ass show that I don't even need to be in the office for.
 
NUKING LEFTOVER SPAGHETTI FOR BREAKFAST.
 
I'm sitting here watching Law & Order SVU at work while waiting to do some stupid ass show that I don't even need to be in the office for.

The only two people I know who like that show are women...
 
this just in:

80,000 umbrellas are lost in the London Tube every year.
 
THIS JUST IN: CASSIE HAS LOST THE PLOT AND DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT.
 
THIS JUST IN: JUST GOING TO DIE.
 
This just in: I will resist turning evil.
 
What will Loktar resist doing?
 
Men, sheep, horses, housework...
 
Classic!
 
BREAKING NEWS! CASSIE HAS THE SNEEZES!
 
GESUNDEIT(xINFINITY)
 
today's headlines:

Game of Thrones most pirated film on teh internets.
 
Well thats silly, there aren't even any pirates in that TV show.
 
^Arrrrrr, matey - there is a vacuum pointed out that needs filling. I've got parrots to rent out for the truly authentic look.
 
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