Men, in general, are stupid

[Ilyanna]

^Oh, SNATCH!

 

['Gear]

Hey now, everyone should know the pig guy. Or at least know someone who does. Just in case...

 

[Ilyanna]

beats digging hole after hole, for sure.

 

['Gear]

Fuckin aye.

I just wanted to add that the idea that men are stupid was originally created by men to put females at ease so we could more fully take advantage of them.

Look at the twinkling light ladies.....

Men.....are.....stupid...

Men.....are.....stupid...

Take your panties off.

 

[Ilyanna]

pfft, as if I need to look at some shiny light to...*stops digging another fucking hole*

 

['Gear]

Damn, batteries dead on my twinkling light thingy again. Switching to shiney bits of glass, foil and some dark chocolate.

Will you hold them as I catch them Ily? Thanks.

 

[Ilyanna]

Sure thing. Because, you know.

 

['Gear]

It's part of a new breed and release program I'm running.

 

[Ilyanna]

Honey you know I'd do almost anything for you, but start thinking "breed", and I hit the road. Release, now... release is fine.

 

['Gear]

I was talking about the tarts.

 

[Seph]

 

[Ilyanna]

I was talking about the tarts.

Good. Then I'm in, as usual.

 

[Seph]

You were presumed in until otherwise stated hussy.

 

[Ilyanna]

lol, oh, you!

 

[Seph]

Whore? :kiss:

 

[Ilyanna]

OMG what gave it away?!?! Surely not my 2165 posts with implied and explicit sexual content? :smooch:

 

[Seph]

no, its that slutty smell you have, that 24 carat slut scent.

 

[Ilyanna]

I hate to break it to you, Sephy, but it's the internet. Unless Jobs invented IScent postmortem, anything you smell stems from, well, you (or the company you keep). :smfangel:

 

[Seph]

What about the french cotton knickers you sent?

 

[Ilyanna]

Dammit. I knew that was a mistake. Well, at least you didn't sell them to Loktar.
Yet.