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Sex.

Not really. I usually think of to much at any given point in time. Statistics, equations, chances and other non assorted random crap. Usually, if I start, I'm to busy thinking of about a hundred other things to notice that I'm doing it.
 
LOL. Scatter brained!

Which isn't an insult, because I always have a hundred different things running around inmy head at any given time.
 
something like that. My brain tends to work overtime in trying to figure out complex things. This usually ends up with me unable to sleep for a few days, like now.
 
Don't get me started. The whole reason I have to take sleep aids is because my brain won't shut off.
How sexy is that?:laugh:
 
Yeah, I wish I could take crap like ambien. But it makes me useless for about a week. I'll sleep, but I'll wake up groggy and feeling like crap. I'd rather go without the sleep.

*right side*
An intelligent female in which I can hold decent conversation with....

*left side*
... Shit, I got nothin'.
 
LOL. I was taking Sominex, but it made me feel like crap the next day. So now I take Melatonin once in a while, nice and natural.
But I haven't taken it, thus why I am still awake.
WIDE awake. :(
 
I understand the wide awake part. It's 5:38am here in NY, I've been awake all night and I have to leave for work in about an hour and a half.

Decent conversation is something that TK used to have way back when. We lost some of the greatest minds over time. The debates people used to have we stunning. Now, N_6 is hardly on anymore, PeteO visit's rarely, and a whole list of old school crew are gone.
 
nope, none at all. But I'm used to it.

Hell, I think I'll just sit in chat till I have to leave. Feel free to join me if you want.
 
Haha Lil,

I read the title and I said out loud Cosmo before I even read. That's the last issue I bought before I came to China so its one of the few I have with me lying around...I know the article backwards and front ;).

I quite enjoy sex on the beach...the element of getting caught and all, the waves, blah blah blah its all quite cliche but a favorite of mine.

The cardinal sex rule:
When in doubt, lube.
Works for me most of the time. :D.
 
10. She has an accent.
9. She admits to loving sex.
8. She drives a motorcycle.
7. She has a sexy voice.
6. She has nice breasts.
5. She has a great ass.
4. She looks like a porn star.
3. She has full lips.
2. She talks dirty.
1. You can catch a peek of her undies.
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Three of them apply to me. The rest? No.

I must not be a guy.
 
tiff_7_17 said:
Haha Lil,

I read the title and I said out loud Cosmo before I even read. That's the last issue I bought before I came to China so its one of the few I have with me lying around...I know the article backwards and front ;).

I quite enjoy sex on the beach...the element of getting caught and all, the waves, blah blah blah its all quite cliche but a favorite of mine.

The cardinal sex rule:
When in doubt, lube.
Works for me most of the time. :D.
Click to expand...

I always hated sex on the beach because the sand just got into everything. Yikes.
 
If you bring a blanket and get right down to it right away there's no sand issues ;) I wouldn't really be down with that either
 
Being a guy with bad knees, I can say that sex in the back of a car or other cramped areas really takes sucks. It's fun and all, but if you dont do it a certain way, it's painful as hell.
 
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