THE APPRENTICE starts tonight

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/candidates.shtml

They look like an even bigger collection of twats than usual. Stuart Baggs must be a prick, there's no other explanation for that face. Chris Bates, I'm hoping, will live up to his name. Stella English sounds like a super villainess, so hopefully she's evil. Christopher Farrell is the one who's been in the press for being a professional bastard or something. And I think another one of them is a rapist. Great bunch!

I'm picking Shibby or Liz Locke to win for absolutely no reason.

 

[headvoid]

Liz Locke will go through to the final and be beaten by Joy Stefaniki.

Dan Brown told me.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Raleigh Addington


Raleigh
Addington


Raleigh
Addington

 

[CaptainWacky]

EMMA WALKER

Oh, that was last series.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think Laura's using her defining soundbite to subtly tell us she's a male porn actor.

A lot of people can talk the talk - it's very easy to fluff up what you've done, but my results are hard-proven

Melissa looks like a grown up version of the bitchy one from Kiddy Apprentice.

Stuart Baggs looks like a Jack Dee impersonator.

 

[headvoid]

Stuart Baggs looks like a Jack Dee impersonator.

Stuart "teabagg" more like! snigger [/jay from inbetweeners]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stuart Baggs "The Brand" did not disappoint. Everything he touches turns to sold!

Dan was the obvious choice to be fired. None of the men were impressive. The girls seemed better, with Melissa the definite villain. Liz and Stella seemed competent. The Project Manager was alright. Woman winner again, maybe. GOOD START.

 

[headvoid]

I am all for Teabagg. He is a new hero of our times.

I am going to lend him a tenner so he can ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE I get £100 back.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jamie and Melissa are my favourites so far. Jamie's very level headed and not ugly, and Melissa's generally right about things if a bit bolshy. Baggs The Brand could leave early (the bug chawacters always go furst, Webecca), or will he become a cult favourite?

SAUSAGEMAN!

Good to see the alien midwife from JJ Trek still getting work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was James the one who told Stuart to stop shouting at members of the public? Yeah, he was okay.

Did they completely edit out Christopher after the scandal (I can't even remember the details) or did he just not do anything?

 

[headvoid]

I have a connection! Someone I know used to work with Alex.

The opinion in a word?
Tosser. and a useless one at that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He seemed kind of useless and only escaped the boardroom because Dan was such a wanker.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

MF exclusive: Alex doesn't have testicles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT ABOUT LIZ LOCKE

 

[CaptainWacky]

I love how Lord Sugar is a total Twitter addict and is posting surveys like a teenage girl.

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=157846324235872

 

[Fuddlemiff]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-11531367

A contestant in The Apprentice has revealed that he quit the show after his brother was wounded in an explosion in Afghanistan.

Wiltshire-born Raleigh Addington said there was "never any question" of remaining in the BBC One reality show.

His brother Captain Ed Addington was hurt just before the candidates were due to be briefed on the show's second task.

He suffered a collapsed lung, a brain haemorrhage and multiple fractures.

Viewers will not see 23-year-old Mr Addington leave in Wednesday night's episode.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Laura's basically gone, which is sad because I started to like her this week.

I really hope Joanna fucks off because if I have to hear her yammering on for another week...


Also am I the only one who self sorry for Stella? She gets put in charge of a bunch of swaggery blokes who's first idea is to get her into a bikini because apparently that's a great role model for how men should treat women in business, and then after winning all she gets is GOLF?!

 

[The Tomtrek]

JOY?! LITTLE JOY?! Did not see that coming.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a shame Raleigh had to leave. He was the one that said "shameful".

What's with Sandeesh's weird rectangular eyes?

Stella English did well managing the boys. And she is quite sexy. AND A GOOD BUSINESSWOMAN, I RESPECT HER.

Joy probably didn't deserve to go but candidates like her never have a chance of winning anyway.

Not enough Stuart Baggs The Brand this week.

ALSO, Joanna's a racist. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s108.../apprentice-hopeful-riley-has-conviction.html

 

[Fuddlemiff]

JOY?! LITTLE JOY?! Did not see that coming.

Little?

I barely even knew she was in the show until this week's boardroom scenes, so it's no huge loss IMO, but she wasn't responsible for the loss. The whole team fucked up by not being able to come up with any good ideas. I do think the book thing was the best of a bad bunch, though.

Jamie came up with the winning idea for the other team, so he can still be my fave. The idea wasn't that amazing, though, I must admit.

Stella did very well, and luckily seemed to quite like golf. The one with the gigantic eyes has an even BIGGER mouth!