THE APPRENTICE starts tonight

[CaptainWacky]

Paloma was actually better than Alex and Sandeesh at BUSINESS THINGS, but yes, she talked herself out of it. But she has nice breasts and was a lot nicer on You're Fired so I'm sure she'll go on to be a great businesswoman with breasts.

I will SHOCK Tomtrek by being nice about Laura this week because she looked REALLY nice in that dress doing the advert so I like her now!

Jamie made the idiotic "people in the north are backwards" comment of the series.

Stuart Baggs is unfirable (he'll be fired next week.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'm SHOCKED!

Sometimes Laura looks really pale (she looked pale in a clip from next week's at the end of You're Fired) which AS YOU ALL KNOW is the best kind of skin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She gets really angry next week apparently. SEXY ANGRY?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Meh. I still think Laura looks like a demented manta ray. Can't say I've paid much attention to the tone of her skin, though. Her only highlights this week were the advert she presented (quite well) and the bit when she said Alex had done loads of things wrong, but couldn't go on to identify any of them when asked to back up her statement. I just find she basically represents the stereotypical view of a woman who becomes hysterical and whiny when presented with the merest sniff of a practical challenge.

Paloma on the other hand was brilliant and obviously really, really hot, but I still cheered when L'Sugar fired her. That was one of the best boardroom scenes EVER imo. It's a shame she kept making up really half arsed lies, because Gigantic Eyed Gillian Anderson should've gone. She's proper useless.

Liz's team weren't really spectacular, but hey, they charmed the suppliers and got loads of people to buy hideous dresses, so good for them. And we even got a bit of a sideboob shot!

 

[CaptainWacky]

STUART BAGGS DOING SCARY VOICEOVERS.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Please don't go Laura, PLEASE DON'T GO LAURA.

She's been so badly treated this episode she really shouldn't go. The other team's advert was actually disgusting so I hate that they're so happy about winning.

 

[The Tomtrek]

PPPHHEEWWWW.

Honestly Alex should go, he's more concerned in trying to be the nicest bestest project manager ever and the actual task got left behind.

But really the whole Octopus advert was just horrible to watch. Chris obviously just picked the most attractive woman he could leer over, despite the fact that she was obviously a terrible actress. Creepy, creepy, creepy.

 

[headvoid]

Advertising changed forever tonight.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Haven't we all said "I wish I was an octopus" when doing the dishes?

Both adverts were bad. Laura did talk some sense that Alex didn't listen to What did Lord Sugar say about Nick's mate having dodgy DVDs? All very odd. And Christopher (the one who wants to be fondled by an octopus) is the guy who was fired from his job for watching porn at work...

Stuart Baggs was great this week, but they showed people telling him to "calm down" several times in the preview for next week so I suspect he's a goner.

LIZ LOCKE TO WIN.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ah, I love the advertising tasks, they're always such a trainwreck.

"Honestly, have you ever seen me this angry?" Hmm, well, Laura, there was that time when you were the project leader and ran off crying. Oh and that time when you started an argument in the doorway of a store whose owner you were trying to sell something to. Other than that, no. You've just been quiet and sat at the back looking moody.

I'm guessing Christopher isn't married? Very old fashioned ideas.

We'll miss Alex, but he had to go. He gets bonus points for the loudest shouting in the boardroom ever.

L'Sugar implied that Nick had some mucky videos about men who get their wives to do some cleaning in octopus adverts and then have a shag.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sandeesh is trending worldwide on Twitter. Odd.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ha! And every single tweet references her GIGANTIC EYES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Argh, Baggs is SOOOO evil. It's such a shame his team won. Stella actually looked upset that they did. She was great being CUTTING with Baggs all episode and also hot.

Sandeesh was alright but it was about time she was fired.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Indeed. I don't understand why anybody would buy one of those crappy dvds for 8-20 quid (even in affluent Westfield), but Baggs DEFINITELY should've gone. What a fucking nightmare. I loved Stella's sarcastic digs and when she said at the end that the other team deserved to win.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kids would want videos where it looks like they're KNIFING OLD PEOPLE, probably.

 

[The Tomtrek]

The more I watch Laura the more I like her OKAY SORRY.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She wasn't annoying this week, though there was that funny bit where BAGGS THE BRAND asked for a show of hands and she only put her hand halfway up. I can't see her winning.

 

[The Tomtrek]

She put her hand up in a way any non-insane person would recognise as a hand up.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No she didn't, because when pushed she went on to say she didn't agree with the idea. She was being meek like usual.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I KNEW WHAT SHE MEANT.