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Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck charm, 'til some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.

Other than that, WTH you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
 
Hoooo-EEE! Both sinuses completely blocked, coughing my face off and running a fever yet -- no idea how high of a fever since I don't have a yer-mom-eter. Tried sleeping some more, but I had those weird dreams where everything is all pendulum-y and spin-y. That didn't make any sense. Who has NyQuil? Give me NyQuil! Is that shit from NY? Is that where the NY comes from in NyQuil? Whatever. Stuff some in yer either net portz.
 
I'm sleeping.
 
eloisel:
And he apparently practices being one all over the internet!

Dear, that's not practice.
 
I'm still fighting this flu tooth and nail.
 
Fight it with os@m@.

Or with oranges, bananas, hot tea with lemon.

Or Theraflu.
 
I don't have any of those things. But at least not having os@m@ is a good thing.
 
but he will fight your flu.
 
That's wonderful. Absent that, though, I'm making do with tap water and a lot of half-sleep.
 
Guess who else I've totally pwnt in this thread (for free) besides teh Wheeze, Mr Saint?

:::nods::: :bigass:
 
Okay, well, I'm 95% back up to speed, so Part 2 is in the works. Part 3 is the finale. Not to come off like a horrible extortionist, but if you could swing a little dough for NyQuil, orange juice and chicken soup, I sure wouldn't complain. If ya can't, no biggie. It would help, though.
 
Part the Second has been sent.
 
If we're two thirds of the way through it, I think I know what you mean by "short" story :bigass:
 
We-e-e-e-e-ll, I might could stretch it a bit further.
 
Also, I should point out that parts 1 and 2 are just the set up -- the sizzle, as it were. Part 3 is the steak.
 
The Saint said:
Also, I should point out that parts 1 and 2 are just the set up -- the sizzle, as it were. Part 3 is the steak.
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Mmmm....mouth is watering in anticipation of that "steak".
 
Why wait? have steak now.


Like I am. seared and seasoned, with tomatoes, caramelized onions and leeks.
rendered in bacon.
 
He's talking about the kind of steak you can enjoy more than once without making the other dinner guests barf.
 
you wouldn't know, because you didn't get any.

And you won't get any, because its all gone now.
 
Blindgroping said:
you wouldn't know, because you didn't get any.

And you won't get any, because its all gone now.
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Who cares? I had the most tender porkchops last night with rice w/chicken broth, and fresh squash, mushrooms, tomatos, and onions.
 
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