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TROLL KINGDOM HOUSE! **nudity**

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna pull out one of my oldest and probably most overused jokes ever.


*puts hat over lap and slowly backs out of thread*
 
Hum.... well, I guess I need to throw my hat in.

First off, can I be the wacky neighbor that lives next door and only shows up at inopportune times? If not, fine.

I'm six feet tall. My hair and beard are both red/blond/grey. Its a pretty even mix. I have a goatee and my mom describes me as "intimidating".

Picture an old biker, with sandy hair and no tats.

I'd like to be wearing a wife beater, jeans, leather chaps and clown shoes.

Also, I have a posse of three clowns. They are wearing blue pants, white shirts with poka-dots and tiny hats with flowers. One carries a whip, the other a chain, and the last carries a baseball bat. If their makeup can be old and smeared, it would be perfect. Oh, and they all have tat's and their neck tats all have a heart with the script "Dad" under it.

Oh, and I carry a .45.

Thanks.


TheArtist


PS - I also broke my nose, so its crooked. And I have scar on my face under my right eye. It looks like a dueling scar. I have another one on the bridge of my nose from nearly the tip of my nose to in between my eyebrows.

PPS - I ALWAYS have a deck of cards on me.
 
OK, I will have more runway videos tonight and over the weekend (attn: Mandi ;) ) but in the meantime here's something many have been clamoring for: a handy guide to the CAST!

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I think that's everybody so far. Let me know if I left someone out.
 
Oh, and I know I didn't include the new ones, like Laker_Girl and Mandi, but that's because I haven't physically moved them into the house yet.
 
Shatna - WOW is all I can say, I loved the outfit (complete with whip) very sexy, I may have to buy something like that - you're officially my hero ;)
 
Shatna said:
OK, I will have more runway videos tonight and over the weekend (attn: Mandi ;) ) but in the meantime here's something many have been clamoring for: a handy guide to the CAST!

family1.jpg


family2.jpg


I think that's everybody so far. Let me know if I left someone out.
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you forgot me
 
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