Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Oh dearie me. I got in trouble online for saying I wanted to drill Melanie Shatner back in the 90s.

 

[whisky]

She was legal then wasn't she?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Yes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Say you meant you'd give her help putting some shelves up.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Say you meant you'd give her help putting some shelves up.

Well yeah. Of course. Or something.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think what I actually said was I wanted to give Bill some grandkids. But my actual quote was erased when I was. Remember when the internet used to be a lot cooler? I do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

the world was fair in Durin's day

 

[Dr Dave]