Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Or just leave something in their night drop box?
Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?
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Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I once dated a girl who worked at a sperm bank, but she got fired for embezzlement.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
The guards asked her name, but her mouth was full. 
The Question
Eternal
I know the whispered lyrics are supposed to be 'Phoebus Apollo'... but it sounds like, "pain is my butthole."
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Did you misspell 'enguzzlement'?
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Bah, I screwed it up. I knew I was screwing it up but I couldn't remember how. Should've been "I dated a girl who was a teller at a sperm bank..."The guards asked her name, but her mouth was full.
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"... something, something, made a deposit..."
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Latest thing that makes you a fascist is... *shuffles deck, pulls a card*... keeping your kitchen pantry organized.
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Loyola U. Prof: Neatly Organized Pantries Are Rooted in Racism, Sexism
A Loyola University professor is claiming that organized pantries are rooted in "racist and sexist social structures," and that the new so-called "pantry porn" trend, in which people show off their "neatly aligned glass spice jars tagged with printed white labels" and "wicker baskets filled with...
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
ATTN all Chinese takeout places: Don't give me 10 duck sauces and 1 soy sauce. I have never, nor will I ever, use a duck sauce packet on anything digestible. Ever. Give me more soy sauce CUZ I LIKE IT SALTY MISTAH!
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
I'm the opposite. I'd rather have 10 duck sauce or hot mustard packets and 1 or none soy sauce packets. Soy sauce is only good for dipping your fried dumplings.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Which begs the question. Which flavor of Chinese mustard is preferable? The one that tastes like liquified pencil erasers or the one that tastes like melted microchips?
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Volpone
Zombie Hunter
[Googles] Ah. As I suspected. No mention of sweet & sour sauce because apparently you call that duck sauce. Perfect balance: 2 soy, 2 hot mustard, 2 sweet & sour.
On an unrelated point, every city should have at least one 24/7 1970s style Chinese restaurant with the little lanterns long the walls and the red upholstery, sheathed in clear vinyl, and the Chinese zodiac placemats that you can't be 100% sure isn't run by vampires.
On an unrelated point, every city should have at least one 24/7 1970s style Chinese restaurant with the little lanterns long the walls and the red upholstery, sheathed in clear vinyl, and the Chinese zodiac placemats that you can't be 100% sure isn't run by vampires.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
I gotta say, I was looking for some thing to browse to avoid going to bed and, with some reticence, typed in "nude bowling" and was actually pleasantly surprised by the results. Oh, sure, there were some crude, crass things, but mostly it was just attractive young nude girls, bowling--over a wide variety of historical eras. Who knew nude bowling was such a mainstream thing?
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Those damn racist white people and their *shuffles deck, pulls out a card...*
