Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[StarMan™]

Carol's gonna get some after bringing home the Folgers.

Simpler times.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEY KOORAID!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Bless her, if nothing else Picard s3 has shown me that she was always a capable actor if given the right material.

BONC, or something.

 

[The Question]

The Reason Why Democracy Wasn't Practiced At The Round Table:

One evening, King Arthur, Merlin, and Sir Lancelot were sitting at the Round Table trying to decide on what to order for delivery:

"Pizza!" declared Arthut.
"Chinese!" proclaimed Merlin.
Lancelot shook his head, "Oh, bullshit!"
"Fuck!!!" Arthur and Merlin slammed their heads on the table.

Why?

'Cause the Kniiiiiiiight... has a thousand Ayyyyyyyyyes....

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I fancied her in TNG when If first watched it as a teenager.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

[DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SUICIDAL]
You ever wake up and go "Damn," because you realize you're still here and did not die in your sleep and thusly shall have to try to survive another day on this Godforsaken planet, only to go to bed hoping for better luck this time?

Seriously. I think the reason zombies shuffle aimlessly and eat the living is because they DIED. It was OVER. They could finally take their much deserved rest--only to wake up and realize that, first of all, they had to dig themselves out of their graves using only their hands, and secondly, they had to go back to this shit and the best they can hope for is that someone blows their goddamn head off with a shotgun.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

[DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SUICIDAL]
You ever wake up and go "Damn," because you realize you're still here and did not die in your sleep and thusly shall have to try to survive another day on this Godforsaken planet, only to go to bed hoping for better luck this time?

Seriously. I think the reason zombies shuffle aimlessly and eat the living is because they DIED. It was OVER. They could finally take their much deserved rest--only to wake up and realize that, first of all, they had to dig themselves out of their graves using only their hands, and secondly, they had to go back to this shit and the best they can hope for is that someone blows their goddamn head off with a shotgun.

I felt this way working at a well known bank during the pandemic.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Behold, the beheading of Albert Einstein.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Brian may or may not have a head...