Badlands Citizenship and Spamstitution

[Badlands]

Granted, that poster does have the namesake, but due to their recent registration date and almost invisible presence in this forum they don't deserve to be grandfathered in. Someone will have to vouch for them.

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[Dark Pickle]

CITIZEN DILDO!

 

[Towlie]

I nominate Pink Sock Puppet.

 

[Pink Sock Puppet]

Thank you, Towlie. I accept your nomination.

 

[The Dork Lord]

What about Kerb Crawler? Now that he's back, he certainly deserves a say. Can he just be added, or must I vouche for him?

 

[Blackfoot's Dick]

Do ya'll let us niggahs have citizenship? Cuz if ya'lls do, I dun wannit.

 

[Omar]

omar maek laem doul red .

tihs is waernign shout .

go to tp .

-omar

 

[Dark Pickle]

But Blackdfoot doesn't HAVE a dick.

That cocksucking shrimp queen got it in the divorce

 

[Blackfoot's Dick]

But I escaped, massa Pickle! Da shrimp queen couldn't hol' me. Imma re-unite mahself wid Blackfoot!

 

[Pandora]

But Blackdfoot doesn't HAVE a dick.

He must have slammed it in the door like I told him to.

 

[Conchaga]

Sorry, we don't allow black people to vote here.

We allow duals, but since you're black, we can't do anything for you.

 

[Conchaga]

That being said, I'd like to vouch that Daystrom be a rightful citizen of the Badlands.

 

[Love Child]

I am waiting until I have a group of these to add.....just so you know in case someone wants to say I'm not doing shit quick enough around here. Just kidding I'm not bitter and I am lazy.

 

[Dark Pickle]

FUCKIN HURRY UP LC!

 

[Love Child]

Added The Dork Lord and Kitty.

 

[Kitty]

Thanx. Is there a catch?

 

[Dirk Funk]

And Pink Sock Puppet?

 

[Kitty]

It wouldnt be the Badlands without him.

 

[Love Child]

Added: Pink Sock Puppet, Kerb Crawler, Daystrom.

 

[Love Child]

Ok.