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Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Fucking geese.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
5/6/2012
Goose sighted at coastal community!
I sighted a single goose in a grassy area of Astoria,Oregon. I shouted at and flipped off the goose. The goose did not pay much, if any attention. I suggested it might get back to Canada (my friend suggested it was a canadian goose).
5/9/2012
Two geese sightings today!
1)Geese sighted near local apartment complex for elderly folks.
At first I only saw one goose, then, I saw multiple geese!
What were they doing near this apartment complex with houses elderly people? Perhaps observing what humans look and how they act when they reach an advanced age?
2)Geese sighted at local park!
Many geese sighted. Some sort of geese meeting. Who knows what they plot...One could guess where they go to the bathroom...
Goose sighted at coastal community!
I sighted a single goose in a grassy area of Astoria,Oregon. I shouted at and flipped off the goose. The goose did not pay much, if any attention. I suggested it might get back to Canada (my friend suggested it was a canadian goose).
5/9/2012
Two geese sightings today!
1)Geese sighted near local apartment complex for elderly folks.
At first I only saw one goose, then, I saw multiple geese!
What were they doing near this apartment complex with houses elderly people? Perhaps observing what humans look and how they act when they reach an advanced age?
2)Geese sighted at local park!
Many geese sighted. Some sort of geese meeting. Who knows what they plot...One could guess where they go to the bathroom...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'll update my diary!
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
Geese prey on the weak and weak minded. You have to watch for them if you are old, infirm or even just a bit off colour.
I've got a mild cold at the moment and I have noticed Geese looking at me. If I become weaker they may ask me to wear some bomb underpants or something.
I've got a mild cold at the moment and I have noticed Geese looking at me. If I become weaker they may ask me to wear some bomb underpants or something.
Dr Dave
pillzlol
June or July 2012
My apologies for the lateness of this geese report.
Massive geese sighting at local river park! There were a mass meeting of geese on a sunny day at this park. Park located on river and has a boat rack. The sheer number of, one of the largest sightings was not the only thing seen that day...
I know there are goose sympathisers, and I accept this as a fact of life...but people feeding the geese, this goes beyond all bounds of propriety! How anybody can willingly feed the geese...
My apologies for the lateness of this geese report.
Massive geese sighting at local river park! There were a mass meeting of geese on a sunny day at this park. Park located on river and has a boat rack. The sheer number of, one of the largest sightings was not the only thing seen that day...
I know there are goose sympathisers, and I accept this as a fact of life...but people feeding the geese, this goes beyond all bounds of propriety! How anybody can willingly feed the geese...
Dr Dave
pillzlol
June or July 2012
My apologies for the lateness of this geese report.
Massive geese sighting at local river park! There were a mass meeting of geese on a sunny day at this park. Park located on river and has a boat ramp. The sheer number of, one of the largest sightings was not the only thing seen that day...
I know there are goose sympathisers, and I accept this as a fact of life...but people feeding the geese, this goes beyond all bounds of propriety! How anybody can willingly feed the geese...
My apologies for the lateness of this geese report.
Massive geese sighting at local river park! There were a mass meeting of geese on a sunny day at this park. Park located on river and has a boat ramp. The sheer number of, one of the largest sightings was not the only thing seen that day...
I know there are goose sympathisers, and I accept this as a fact of life...but people feeding the geese, this goes beyond all bounds of propriety! How anybody can willingly feed the geese...
Loktar
Internet God
Hmmm...I too saw geese....last Thursday at a local river park. Coordinated river park geese invasion or geese fans of Captain Squeeze and the Zydeco Moshers?
Loktar
Internet God
Yes.
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
I live next to a field where Canada geese stop to party twice a year.
Jealous?
Jealous?
Dr Dave
pillzlol
9/16/2012
Multiple geese sightings today.
1) Geese sighted at local pond near a library. Geese and ducks feeding in the same area and mixed together. I can only assume that some sort of non aggression pact has formed. While I dislike the geese, I can not blame the ducks for not wanting to fight while feeding.
2)Geese sighted at same school field as from report on 9/13/12. One wonders what the geese are up to here and at location by library.
Multiple geese sightings today.
1) Geese sighted at local pond near a library. Geese and ducks feeding in the same area and mixed together. I can only assume that some sort of non aggression pact has formed. While I dislike the geese, I can not blame the ducks for not wanting to fight while feeding.
2)Geese sighted at same school field as from report on 9/13/12. One wonders what the geese are up to here and at location by library.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Coldplay to write song about geese based on this thread?
"No," said Chris Martin from Coldplay. "Gwyneth, get off the Wii, I want to play Lego Star Wars!" he added.
"No," said Chris Martin from Coldplay. "Gwyneth, get off the Wii, I want to play Lego Star Wars!" he added.