Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

[Dr Dave]

I need to move back to Rochester to see them. Always hanging around the pond by the mall, ready to attack if I got too close.

Saw a duck up in Saratoga. Tried to pet it, but it was more interested in searching or food. Got yelled at by some girl(hippie chick probably) for blocking the duck's path. "Its their sidewalk too!"

You should have told the hippy to fuck off.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The duck should have used the duck-crossing.

 

[Dr Dave]

Safety first.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dr_Dave do geese threaten our personal freedoms?

 

[Dr Dave]

They can not be trusted, that's all I know.

 

[headvoid]

I received an email a few days ago stating that they were Prince Honky of Cameroon and needed to transfer $4.3 million out of the country to protect it from a corrupt government. It seemed fairly legit to me and I was all up for helping with the transaction. Luckily I asked for a picture of Prince Honky.

Geese are vain - it is their Achilles heel.

Luckily he sent me his TRUE PICTURE and I stopped the wire transfer in time.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tricky corks!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe I forgot to post this yesterday: I fucking saw a flock of actual geese flying over. I heard them first, thought "sounds like geese!" then confirmed this with my eyes.

 

[Mirah]

OMG OMG OMG OMG DR_DAVE! DR_DAVE! DR_DAVE! GUESS WHAT?! GUESS WHAT?! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

 

[Mirah]

Today, in the land of Auburn four cars had to wait while six geese crossed the freeway on ramp.

 

[Mirah]

Why do geese and birds not fly all of the time? Why do they sometimes walk?

 

[Dr Dave]

Depends on the situation. In this case they may have been trying to inconvenience people.

 

[Mirah]

I thought you would be more excited about this particular geese sighting!

I think it was a distraction. We were all looking at the geese in front of us when a bank was being robbed near by.

 

[Dr Dave]

ASSHOLE GEESE!

 

[Dr Dave]

11/5/2013

Geese sighted in parking lot near K-Mart and a furniture store.

I sighted 3 geese. Two were swiming in some water, the other was on the parking lot. I suspect the geese were on a pit stop.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope they don't come my way.

 

[Dr Dave]

We can all hope that.

 

[headvoid]

11/5/2013

Geese sighted in parking lot near K-Mart and a furniture store.

I sighted 3 geese. Two were swiming in some water, the other was on the parking lot. I suspect the geese were on a pit stop.

The one in the parking lot was casing the joint. The two geese were doing the old "look at us, we are a cute, monogamous couple of wondrous geese" In fact, they were both Drakes, one just put a funny high voice on to fool us. The one in the parking lot is a convicted arsonist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Duck Tales was originally going to be about geese before Walt Disney was murdered by a goose.

 

[Dr Dave]

I would not have watched a cartoon called Goose tails.