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Nice ways to say, "Obese"?

Girdle?
 
A girdle doesn't hide fat. All a girdle does is smooth the shape and control jiggles. It might make you look a few pounds slimmer and keep the butt cheeks from bouncing all over the place in those nice clingy or form fitting outfits. A girdle isn't going to make a fat person not fat.
 
I like teh bigger ladies.

Is something wrong with me?
 
i've seen bigger fat whales in the fuckin' ocean bitch, but just fuckin' barely!!
 
Because I am a woman, I have the right to change my mind.

Cull these people from the herd please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XXfS5hqDbg&feature=related

warning: it made me sick


Hahahaa so thats why u were sooking b4, coz ur a woman!!
wouhhhahahahaha
hahah loool hahahha roflm-Fucking-ao!!! hahahahhaa lulz hahaha *snigger*
u should get into the chapel berry extract hehe
 
I like teh bigger ladies.

Is something wrong with me?

YES yes and YESSSS!!!!!!
ewww i need a vodka after reading that!

U should probably emigrate to a country that doesn't depend on cheeseburgers and lard for its diet
 
You're a shallow fucking moron, and they don't make diets to cure that ;)
 
I like it when the Lord of Dorkness has his knickers in a knot.
 
Who gives a flying fuck how fatties feel? Fatties should just be killed or put on a farm and fed so much to use their shit as manure.
 
Oh hell, and it's just words anyway, right? Not like anyone's shoving the Improbable Bipeds down flights of stairs for the entertainment of watching 'em bounce like fuckin' Slinkies.
 
They're fatties! And not really people! They deserve all the vitriol they get because they're lazy candy ass whiny emo bitches!
 
Who gives a flying fuck how fatties feel? Fatties should just be killed or put on a farm and fed so much to use their shit as manure.

And let all the morons such as yourself run free?
 
Hows about just plain, "DAMN"
 
Or, "Oh, goddamn it, SONOFABITCH! I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO WASH THAT SHIT OFF THE BACKS OF MY EYEBALLS!"
 
The Dork Lord must be a fatty to be so riled up.

By definition, a fatty is a moron just because they're fat when they don't have to be so they should just be locked up and used to make fertiliser.

We must all be good little robots and obey the social norms, which fatties never do.
 
There are a lot of reasons why people obey the social norms. Don't want to be lonely, don't want to live in a back alley eating out of trash cans, don't want to go to jail, don't want to get shot. Fighting the system is fine, just pick your battles.
 
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