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Top Tens For 2010

#14

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Basically on any week where there's new Michelle media (and there was good stuff this week!) she's guaranteed to be number one unless someone else does something truly heroic.
2) Karen Gillan - When Karen was a little girl growing up in Inverness she dreamed of the stars and one day being the first scottish girl to be number one on CaptainWacky's weekly top ten. That dream was cut in two by a pair of giant scissors. But second place is still great!
3) Peyton List - Justifyng my continued viewing of Flashforward. Just about.
4) Talulah Riley - Rising English star.
5) Sheridan Smith - She's got the "girl next door...with huge breasts" appeal.
6) Alison Brie - She's lovely!
7) Scarlett Johansson - Black Widow.
8) Elizabeth Mitchell - I find her very attractive.
9) Natalie Portman - Stop working so hard and let someone photograph you!
10) Katie McGrath - Remember her? I DO.
11) Evangeline Lilly - She hasn't done much in Lost lately. But she's still EVANGELINE LILLY, you know?
12) Gemma Arterton - Another young English lass.
13) Caitlin Stasey - She has a nose.
14) Michelle Ryan - She has breasts.
15) Kym Valentine - She should be a big star!
16) Lena Headey - I started thinking about her breasts again.
17) Polly Walker - Nudity.
18) Freema Agyeman - She was also attractive in Doctor Who so don't think I've forgotten.
19) Summer Glau - My turn.
20) Anne Hathaway - Legs.
21) Gillian Jacobs - She looks a bit like a blond Anne Hathaway.
22) Laura Vandervoort - She's quite nice.
23) Magda Apanowicz - I still say she's slightly hotter than Alessandra on the whole.
24) Layla El - Wrestling lol.
25) Margot Robbie
 
#15

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - Okay I should just rename this thread "Okay Michelle is number one, BUT WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE for 2010", really. Except that would be a weird name.
2) Karen Gillan - I want to eat her hair.
3) Natalie Portman - She's the bloody Queen of Naboo, mate! Basically, she rules.
4) Avril Lavigne - I love Avril Lavigne.
5) Peyton List - She's a nurse, she's a babysitter, she's being drowned, she's everything!
6) Evangeline Lilly - She hasn't done anything in Lost for ages, but WHO CARES, LOOK AT HER.
7) Alison Brie - She's super cute.
8) Katie McGrath - She has really nice eyes.
9) Kym Valentine - Her face is really good.
10) Rachel Riley - BUM BUM BUM.
11) Holly Willoughby - English breast lady.
12) Jeri Ryan - I saw her in the audience when I watched part of the (frankly disappointing) William Shatner Comedy Roast and it reminded me that she's still hot now, okay.
13) Gillian Jacbos - She's nice too.
14) Ashleigh Brewer
15) Morena Baccarin
16) Mila Kunis
17) Talulah Riley - English actress who'd be higher if I ever saw her in anything.
18) Gemma Arterton - See above.
19) Alaina Huffman
20) Anne Hathaway - Going off her a bit (her face looks weird sometimes. BUT NOT ALL THE TIME.)
 
2) Karen Gillan - I want to eat her hair.

Is she as hot as video games journalist Kieren Gillen?
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#16

1) Karen Gillan - First scottish number one in Top Ten history. CONGRATULATIONS.
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - Her eyes and nose are literally perfect.
3) Amanda Seyfried - Really big breasts.
4) Evangeline Lilly - Her smile lights up the world.
5) Laura Vandervoort - She wears nice bras.
6) Avril Lavigne - I pity the fool who doesn't like she.
7) Sarah Chalke - I watched a Scrubs for the first time in years and she's still hot.
8) Olivia Wilde - Her eyes are hot.
9) Amy Acker - She's adorable.
10) Zoe Saldana - She's attractive.
11) Morena Baccarin - She has an ass and a half.
12) Natalie Portman - Where are you?
13) Rachel Riley - Big bum etc.
14) Felicia Day - Cuter than cuteness.
15) Sarah Silverman - Annoying but hot.

AND ON TO THE TOP ONE HUNDRED (MORE LIKE TWO HUNDRED) THIS WEEKEND
 
Zoe Saldana was on "Live" today, and she's got a gorgeous face, but girls needs to eat something. Waaaaaaaaaaay too thin.
 
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