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Top Tens For 2010

#32

1) Michelle Trachtenberg -There's no point even pretending that anyone else even comes close.
2) Scarlett Johansson - Could she be the second hottest jew?
3) Avril Lavigne - She has at least one nipple.
4) Marina Diamandis - She is a spunky popular music performer.
5) Anna Paquin - I've gone off her face, but she still has a "banging" body.
6) Deborah Ann Woll - I'd train her to be a sexier vampire.
7) Natalie Portman - She's the cutest Natalie.
8) Evan Rachel Wood - I saved some images of her this week.
9) Rachel Riley - NUMBERS GAME.
10) Olivia Wilde - She is sexy.
11) Kelly Brook - Take that, Headvoid!
12) Kat Dennings - Continues to look nice standing next to Natalie at Comic Con.
13) Felicia Day - She appeals to me.
14) Kym Valentine - Lost Boy's step sister.
15) Sunshine Martyn - Rodrigo's probably cuddled her a lot.
 
#33

1) Michelle Trachtenberg - No one is on her level. No one.
2) Natalie Portman - I enjoyed the Black Swan trailer.
3) Deborah Ann Woll - Her face.
4) Anna Paquin - She has breasts.
5) Kym Valentine - She's beautiful.
6) Rachel Riley - She's amazing.
7) Christina Hendricks - I should include her more.
8) Anne Hathaway - If her face was just slightly different she would be here every week.
9) Mila Kunis - She's kissed Natalie.
10) Emma Watson - She has nice legs.
11) Evan Rachel Wood - I think she's nice.
12) Marina Diamandis - She's got something about her.
13) Sunshine Martyn - I love everything about her.
14) Kat Dennings - She's done well out of standing next to Natalie.
15) Alison Brie - Cute.
 
#34

Top TWENTY special to mark the end of BB11.

1) Scarlett Johansson - She's back at her best OR SHOULD I SAY BREAST (no, it's best.)
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - She has a perfect face.
3) Shakira - She's really sexy.
4) Deborah Ann Woll - Do you think she'd let me shrink myself down to microscopic size and live on her face?
5) Gemma Arterton - She's a sexy farmer or something!
6) Mila Kunis - She kissed a Natalie and I liked it.
7) Olivia Wilde - There were bikini pics.
8) Natalie Portman - She's cute.
9) Kym Valentine - Good body.
10) Kelly Brook - IN 3D?
11) Felicia Day - Have you noticed her elbows?
12) Sunshine Martyn - I know she's not physically perfect or anything, but her personality and confidence shines through and makes me want to marry her (and she is fit too.)
13) Avril Lavigne - She wears hoodies.
14) Caoimhe Guilfoyle - She called Josie a cunt on Facebook.
15) Rachel Ifon - I should have included her while she was on Big Brother because she's cute.
16) Kat Dennings - Yet another Comic Con video of her breasts standing next to Natalie was released today.
17) Layla El - She is the hottest and most English WWE Diva!
18) Karen Gillan - She's elegant.
19) Alison Brie - Cute.
20) Julie Benz - She's hot in Dexter (no spoilers please even though I already know.)
 
#35

1) Natalie Portman - She's back!
2) Michelle Trachtenberg - I am also a fan of Michelle Trachtenberg.
3) Gemma Arterton - She has a quality about her.
4) Deborah Ann Woll - Hoyt: "Drink me."
5) Scarlett Johansson - She looks nice.
6) Zoe Saldana - She does adverts for underwear now. That is a good thing.
7) Yvonne Strahovski - I think they try to present her as an ultimate "hot chick" in Chuck when she's not THAT hot but she actually is QUITE hot when you look at her (why do I type sentences like that.)
8) Rachel Riley - The thinking man's crumpet.
9) Mila Kunis - She's catlike.
10) Anne Hathaway - Classy.
11) Alison Brie - She's adorable.
12) Eva Green - Big eyes.
13) Alice Roberts - She's the "not quite as hot as Rachel Riley" thinking man's crumpet.
14) Ashley Eckstein - Cute.
15) Kari Byron - I watched Mythbusters for the first time in like a year and I think it was an old episode actually but anyway she's hot.
 
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