Aside from that, Doctor Who is back TO-NIGHT. Let's see what we're in store for for the next few weeks:
7) The Bells of Saint John by Steven "Still not as bad as Russell T. Davies" Moffat. Aliens and Wi-Fi and a plane and stuff.
8) The Rings of Akhaten by Neil Cross. This is his first episode of Doctor Who. He wrote Luther, though!
9) Cold War by Mark Gatiss. THE FUCKING ICE WARRIORS ARE BACK HELL YEAH.
10) Hide by Neil Cross (again). I have no idea what this one is about but if it lives up to the poster I'll be very happy.
11) Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS by Steve Thompson (The Curse of the Black Spot). I loves me some TARDIS interiors so if this is nothing but TARDIS interiors then I am so looking forward to this episode so much oh God.
12) The Crimson Horror by Mark Gatiss (again). I'm guessing there will be some sort of Horror.
13) Nightmare in Silver by Neil "Holy crap Neil Gaiman is writing another Doctor Who" Gaiman. Neil Gaiman writes Cybermen. Look at that sentence. Look at it. It's magical.
14) [To Be Announced] by Steven Moffat. Probably all about the Clara mystery with a FUCKING BIG CLIFFHANGER into the 50th Anniversary Grand Spectacular.
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR ABOUT THE 50th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL:
It will be broadcast later this year. Wonderfully, the anniversary day - November 23rd - lands on a Saturday so there's literally no way it's not going to be broadcast then.
It will be about 60 mins long.
It will be in 3D (and available in 2D).
It will have a limited cinema run in 3D.
D-Tens will be back, with Billie Piper. WILL IT BE THE TENTH DOCTOR? Will it be the stupid fucking Dildo Doctor from Journeys End oh God Steven Moffat OH GOD PLEASE DON'T PLEASE.
And then it'll probably be another 50 years before we get more Doctor Who. Ah well, there's always Torchwo- oh. Well, there's always The Sarah Ja-
oh.
Shit.