I might get a cat

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She thinks you're a ghost now.
 

Mirah

I love you
Also, here are signs I pick up on now.

Cat sitting on edge of bed, near me with ears back and tail flipping=feed me bitch!

Sometimes cat cuddling with me at 3 am could = feed me I'm hungry!
 

Mirah

I love you
What if I took Bela car-camping with me? Just an overnight. What could go wrong?

Maybe I could put a little litter box in there-wait, that will smell, then I could put it outside after she is done, wait, that will smell and attract bears. Well fuck, already this idea is not sounding as fun as it did in my head a few moments ago.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
You'd have to keep her either confined, or tied up, or else she could easily run away.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Tape her cage to the roof of your car.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Cats like fresh air.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They have human chums, not owners.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
The nature of the relationship changes dramatically at the two times of day when they require a can opener to eat.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Does anyone still sell food that needs a can opener to open?

Not that they can open the packs or ringpulls with their little cat hands.
 
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