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I might get a cat

I like to do the cat thing from red dwarf and look scary and freak my cat out!!!
 
I left Bela at home overnight. But I "dropped in" on her through Alexa and told her good morning. And then turned on soothing music.
 
She thinks you're a ghost now.
 
I think she fell in love with me this week.
 
Also, here are signs I pick up on now.

Cat sitting on edge of bed, near me with ears back and tail flipping=feed me bitch!

Sometimes cat cuddling with me at 3 am could = feed me I'm hungry!
 
What if I took Bela car-camping with me? Just an overnight. What could go wrong?

Maybe I could put a little litter box in there-wait, that will smell, then I could put it outside after she is done, wait, that will smell and attract bears. Well fuck, already this idea is not sounding as fun as it did in my head a few moments ago.
 
You'd have to keep her either confined, or tied up, or else she could easily run away.
 
That does not seem like the best idea.
 
Tape her cage to the roof of your car.
 
Do not do that!
 
Dr Dave said:
Do not do that!
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Indeed. Use rope or chains. It will fall off with tape.
 
That's officer level thinking right there!
 
Cats like fresh air.
 
Cats also like pretending they have no owner when they're outside. :rwmad:
 
Or inside for that matter.
 
They have human chums, not owners.
 
The nature of the relationship changes dramatically at the two times of day when they require a can opener to eat.
 
Does anyone still sell food that needs a can opener to open?

Not that they can open the packs or ringpulls with their little cat hands.
 
I am a walking TELL ME YOUR AGE WITHOUT TELLING ME YOUR AGE meme.
 
Hide the pain Eggs Mayo!
 
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