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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD (2008)

The indecisive terminator
 
be careful Cassie with those over the counter meds. just sayin'.
 
I think I overdid the cough meds... I feel really weird today. Everything is kinda blurry and I haven't really slept in two days because of the coughing fits. I AM DYING.
 
Permission to die denied
 
1-25-08

*pops head in*

I heard something about cassie's bewbies. I have come to investigate.
 
My bewbs hurt but I think it's my lungs that hurt and they're sending phantom pains to my boobs. THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY ABOUT MY BOOBS.
 
Need a second opinion?
 
Jan. 25 - going out for dinner for Robbie Burns' Day but meanwhile did boring housework and worked on that stupid painting that is taking forever and is driving me mad asfgsds
 
1/25 - Haven't been sick for almost 2 weeks, but I'm still coughing up stuff. WE ARE ALL DYING OF SPAM-RELATED ILLNESS.

Cassie, NyQuil and ODing on Vitamin C and multivitamins were the only thing that worked for me. Also drinking hot liquids (not coffee or caffeinated tea) and slurping hot soup. If you have one of those Vick's steam contraptions, try it. I was wishing I had one of those when I was sickest.

AND PRAY TO ELIJAH WOOD THAT HE WILL HEAL YOU WITH HIS BUGEYED SPLENDOR.
 
CELESTIAL SEASONING WILD BERRY FLAVOR AND TNAGERINE ORANGE THING FLAVOR FTW.
 
1/25/8-45 minutes left of work. trying to hint around to the wife that i would like to have some drinks tonight but we are dieting ( i mean her ) so it might out of the question. 45 minutes of hitting view new posts here and questioning my life while doing so.........maybe a i should pick up a hobby?

Oh yeah and i hope oyu guys all feel better. I am an airborne guy myself, always helps.
 
25/1/2007 - Today, life is good.
 
26/1/08 need to go to dump later, old car seat thats been in the garage for months is covered in fungus, and is probably the source of everyone whos been ill in my town
 
saturday - still sick.

Hey, cassie are you still sick?
 
Jan 26: Hi starbys, I am still sick, but I think I'm getting better. I actually got some sleep last night. I'm hacking up my lungs, and it feels SO GOOD.. lol. Lots better than that dry painful cough I had. My chest was so tight I could hardly breathe.
 
26/1/08 bought a new headlight for the car, wife insists her dad fit it rather than me.

Makes me feel really confident
 
1/27/08 - Need to shower and put in contacts and do things that people do who aren't completely shut down.
 
28/1/08 just had worst nights sleep in ages, couldnt get brain to turn off
 
jan. 28 - big Sis dropped off box of birthday pressies early - of course I lasted until they drove down the street -

ZOMG!!!! Got an official AZZURRI jersey!!! WHOOOT! Now I just need one from England and my life will - um - be filled with football jerseys!
AND a SCRABBLE disc so now I can play all i want and not have to beg people to play with me; AND I got a whole shitload of gardening books, gardening gloves, a new knee mat and tote bag!!!
They also ave me a bottle of Malbec but that wasn't a gift gift.
Now I just have to keep quiet til next sunday so she doesnt know I peeked....
 
teehee.. naughty! We are notorious early present openers in my family. If you don't want it opened early then DON'T SEND IT! Happy birthday in advance!

Jan 28: Still hacking and coughing all night long.. not getting any sleep, becoming crankier.
 
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